| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-76,138,569,728.00 | $3,125,040,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-68,774,600,704.00 | $2,340,340,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-57,178,435,584.00 | $5,065,560,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-48,250,310,656.00 | $2,489,360,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-48,089,829,376.00 | $2,481,090,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $-38,648,418,304.00 | $2,530,490,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-37,209,542,656.00 | $4,237,290,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-36,439,363,584.00 | $2,693,360,000,000.00 |
| The Lame-AFF Defender Puppet of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-34,386,890,752.00 | $14,558,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $-30,445,660,160.00 | $2,047,470,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-30,061,281,280.00 | $2,127,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-29,551,669,248.00 | $2,309,910,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Brexit Livingood of TE RB LG | $-29,383,108,608.00 | $2,296,730,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-28,684,625,920.00 | $2,242,130,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-28,151,685,120.00 | $2,422,730,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-27,943,682,048.00 | $2,520,240,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-26,778,023,936.00 | $2,772,230,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-26,769,571,840.00 | $2,529,230,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $-26,439,061,504.00 | $2,615,450,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-26,430,119,936.00 | $2,736,200,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Champ Linebacker of Bad Man Andy | $-24,803,102,720.00 | $4,960,330,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-24,730,433,536.00 | $2,926,860,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-24,544,579,584.00 | $3,035,730,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-24,090,392,576.00 | $3,113,050,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-23,991,304,192.00 | $3,100,250,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-21,010,747,392.00 | $2,780,670,000,000.00 |
| The Cringe-AFF Defender Puppet of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-20,895,277,056.00 | $6,711,980,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-20,420,947,968.00 | $3,013,990,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-20,238,653,440.00 | $2,987,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-18,780,231,680.00 | $2,579,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $-16,608,468,992.00 | $2,582,330,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-16,373,738,496.00 | $5,522,700,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $-16,293,723,136.00 | $2,533,410,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Linemn of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-16,280,195,072.00 | $2,531,280,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-15,755,482,112.00 | $2,752,600,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of Larry Gagner | $-15,730,268,160.00 | $2,146,940,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-15,562,137,600.00 | $2,718,820,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-15,061,763,072.00 | $2,789,870,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-14,848,622,592.00 | $2,222,390,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of TE-RB-LG | $-13,090,604,032.00 | $2,376,740,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Lee Gentry | $-12,063,785,984.00 | $2,427,030,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-11,239,121,920.00 | $4,584,540,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $-10,994,588,672.00 | $3,531,710,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $-10,362,417,152.00 | $2,601,070,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-9,246,993,408.00 | $3,226,640,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-9,192,372,224.00 | $4,770,450,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-9,093,261,312.00 | $5,248,410,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-8,713,112,576.00 | $5,029,160,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of South Pacific Small Forward | $-6,405,544,448.00 | $1,504,000,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-4,931,595,776.00 | $3,175,730,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Livengood Defense Force | $-4,927,946,752.00 | $811,122,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of South Pacific Small Forwards | $-4,651,771,392.00 | $1,537,670,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-3,290,694,400.00 | $3,623,690,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Livingood Defense Force | $-2,913,767,424.00 | $910,801,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-2,380,232,704.00 | $3,981,760,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $-2,012,982,656.00 | $1,345,340,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Larry Green | $-1,803,365,632.00 | $2,437,880,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-1,788,514,560.00 | $2,417,680,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Ballplayer Clemente | $-1,297,397,504.00 | $1,006,510,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $1,375,580,928.00 | $1,348,470,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $6,782,601,216.00 | $3,615,310,000,000.00 |
| The Tryhard-AFF Defender Puppet of Sword of Jon Blackwolf | $10,283,501,568.00 | $7,926,100,000,000.00 |
| The Jack Molloy of The Jammer | $10,584,771,584.00 | $4,362,940,000,000.00 |
| The IN ALL CAPS BUT NOT VINNY of I AM FANECA | $14,722,823,168.00 | $10,413,100,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Competence of Ben Coleman | $15,288,114,176.00 | $3,597,260,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $18,981,062,656.00 | $3,101,250,000,000.00 |
| The Deceptive Speed of Ban My Alacritous Smith-Schuster | $21,918,763,008.00 | $4,025,530,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $22,363,807,744.00 | $4,107,280,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $24,585,359,360.00 | $4,016,910,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $25,922,930,688.00 | $13,449,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $31,278,837,760.00 | $4,657,820,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $34,009,118,720.00 | $3,514,360,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $34,022,553,600.00 | $3,357,180,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $37,497,249,792.00 | $3,918,440,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $37,648,408,576.00 | $3,797,500,000,000.00 |
| The Lame-AFF Res'd Fenda Puppet of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $37,739,405,312.00 | $10,428,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $50,165,653,504.00 | $4,376,930,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $55,812,747,264.00 | $5,923,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $62,522,019,840.00 | $4,089,810,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $62,915,653,632.00 | $4,081,150,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $66,966,876,160.00 | $4,380,560,000,000.00 |
| The Amistad did nothing wrong of Democratic-Republicans | $67,499,663,360.00 | $19,814,700,000,000.00 |
| The Double-Digit Sacks of Big Man Alex | $74,177,142,784.00 | $4,852,210,000,000.00 |
| The Cringeworthy Old Puppet of Big Bad Blackwolf | $75,844,788,224.00 | $4,481,020,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $79,568,838,656.00 | $5,194,670,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $87,844,143,104.00 | $5,698,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $88,915,476,480.00 | $3,455,540,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $94,928,093,184.00 | $6,141,180,000,000.00 |
